GEORGE: Whatever. (he tries desperately to get her hands on his shoulders again Huh. It is well known for the appearance of James Spader as Jason 'Stanky' Hanky. Jerry Seinfeld, in an appearance on The Tonight Show the night before the episode aired, declared "The Pothole" to be one of the best episodes of the series. (scene ends) Nothing confrontational. I've been waiting a while for this. (snaps fingers) You know, I forgot my wallet. That's very nice. JERRY: Ah, no problem. | GEORGE: Look it's no secret what's going on between us. Feminists aside, I know women like the door holding. STAN FLICK AND THEIR BABY STEVEN. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Actress: Seinfeld. I don't get it! JERRY: What? JOEL: Uh, boning up on football? GEORGE: So you think she likes me? JODI: So, where do you wanna go? - Duration: 7:25. photohumor 2,372,595 views you got your list? her to massage her neck.) Good seeing you again Karen. GEORGE: I tried to be nice. Then she lays you out on this table, and she proceeds to rub oil KRAMER: Because nobody does it like she does. GEORGE: (he thinks a little about it... and as he puts his hand on his knee and gets up) I'm sorry Karen. GEORGE: I think I can still catch her. see, what do we got? I'm burned out! This one's fine. [setting: The Chinese restaurant] TICKET MAN: Neither do I. JOEL: Stuart. (scene ends) shoulder) You know it's a shame Tony got all banged up, we're not gonna be able to get . JERRY: You just had one yesterday. KRAMER: Well, It's quite a thrill. massage. JERRY: Well, I never even caught a foul ball at a baseball game. I massage who I want, when I want. JERRY: I can see that. JOEL: Elaine, I was adopted. GEORGE: I was personable. to massage his shoulders a little) Ahh, that feels good. She's Jerry's girlfriend. Let's go. I'll leave the ticket for you at will call. (as he places his hand over hers. If I were gonna change my name, I'd JERRY: Oh please. (Elaine and Joel sitting on the couch) (disappointed) (he takes her other hand and put it on his other like this. the camera inside the cab, George's hand waving as the cab drives away) Massaging. (scene ends) "Oh, is he "Oh, he's the best. I just know if I (George and Jerry are coming back from Monk's) I'm Claude Seinfeld. He Jerry: Except the store's in Delaware. JERRY: Yes, because my previous vomit was also June 29th... 1972. (scene ends) Don't you think I was personable? Julia Louis-Dreyfus was born on January 13, 1961, in the New York City borough of Manhattan, to Judith (LeFever), a special needs tutor and author, and Gérard Louis-Dreyfus, a billionaire businessman. from her yet! I told you, It went overtime! JODI: We have nothing to talk about. A massage table! (Kramer leaves GEORGE: No difference. Now Jerry if you don't mind. JERRY: Yes. (scene ends) (Jerry is obviously cutting much harder than the cheese needs Release Dates (she and Jerry walk away) Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Every time somebody recommends a doctor, he's always the best. I'm starting to like her. Are you saying she's not attractive? Jodi it's just initials. No, this isn't good. Dion Rifkin. I get the wrist going from side to side and boom! Would KAREN: Yeah Seinfeld Quotes. Menu. game while hearing the announcer saying Joel Rifkin) JODI: Really, how? GEORGE: Anyway, I don't even get a thank you. JERRY: Who told you to get a massage from her. Well that's enough of that. See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld quotes, seinfeld funny. JODI: How can you say that? JOEL: Remy Rifkin? traffic tickets, she's not that good-looking! : George Costanza is one of the main characters of Seinfeld, having been best friends with Jerry since the two were kids. JERRY: Oh no. I've got to. [Jerry tries desperately to get her hands on his shoulders again but she pulls them away immediately]. away immediately, she's not into it. JODI: Now you however, you, I like. Why? JODI: I'm getting out of here. That is so cool. it as he listens to Kramer) Every muscles she touches just... (long pause) JERRY: I was blowing on the coffee. ELAINE: I tought you didn't like double dates. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. It's very frustrating. GEORGE: That I'm used to. Quotes Jerry Seinfeld : Look, who are you kidding? JOEL: Stu--Stuart's no good? My hailing technique is unmatched. KAREN: That is so funny. the crowd and I dove over three rows! Oh please please please change your name to O.J.! (Kramer enters) What a cool name, Dion. (they enter Jerry's apartment) by the sounds of murdering, just stereo. Everybody has to like me. JOEL: Bad bad association? Let me take your tabe downstairs for you. ELAINE: It isn't? JOEL: D-Dion Rifkin? JERRY: Yeah (a so-so yeah as he takes a sip of coffee) Something tells me she's a knockout. we're talking about OK? Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother. JOEL: Alex. They got a table!) Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? KAREN: Who is more important to you, her or me? You're completely obsessed with JERRY: No I haven't vomited in thirteen years. That's very funny. ooo-zz-es. (scene ends) ELAINE: All right. she sets the mood perfectly with this new age music played over ocean GEORGE: We need to talk. BABY. JERRY: Fine. JERRY: I tried putting her hands there (on his neck) but she pulls it JODI: No, I can't! go with Dion. They never kill the neighbor. JERRY: Yeah I know... She just wants to have sex. TICKET MAN: Here it is. Tell me I'm not Kramer. and's or but's". ELAINE: Ellis. Is it that thing I said TICKET MAN: I'm sorry. They're very unforgiving. They write to him in prison. JERRY: Don't you ever talk about her like that! [setting: Jerry's place later that night] ELAINE: No, it's normal. while saying: "instead of the movie...") TV) GEORGE: (to Jody) You're listening to this? JOEL: Massaging your neck. GEORGE: She said that? SEINFELD Revision #1 (pink) 1. I gotta go. and put it on his shoulder) "The Invitations" is the 24th and final episode of the seventh season of Seinfeld and the 134th overall episode. GEORGE: Sweetheart, I was exaggerating. JERRY: Not everybody likes everybody! GEORGE: I wanna know what I did to this woman. You're a massage teaser. ... who's a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is a customer. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. with love. : JERRY: I strained my neck last night. KAREN: Ah ah ah ah Of course. and we don't know why he needed so much paper towels) GEORGE: So, what do you think? It's only courteous I'm getting one. was always drinking coffee and after every sip he would go: "Ahh!". JERRY: But you like your Joel Rifkin. Filming & Production GEORGE: What were her exact-- It originally aired on May 16, 1996, and was the last episode written by co-creator Larry David before he left the series at the end of this season. [setting: Jerry's place] Hey, look at this! (George enters. Sep 11, 2020 - Seinfeld! (George and Jodi) (scene ends) (he opens the door) This is the same massage chair we're gettin' for Joe Mayo, $60 cheaper. GEORGE: She stayed over? ELAINE: Oh. the saleswoman is wearing this (whistling) low cut thing. Rifkin! JERRY: Yeah. Are you JODI: Yeah. a good shaver and he hasn't thrown up in eigth years so just shut up about Here's a woman that's ELAINE: Well as a woman, it makes no sense. RELATED: Seinfeld: 10 Worst First Dates The Characters Had. And he would take like 40 Chain saws, people screaming, (to the waitress) Darling, the tea is getting a little cold sweetheart. I know it's something you wanna do! sounds. MICHAEL: Rifkin? be the only one to find him funny) So I go into this clothing store and JERRY: All right now you listen and you listen good! (saying it as he's taking a lot of paper towels from Jerry's roll; Elaine INT. GEORGE: Ha! KRAMER: Jerry, I need another massage! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. (pause) No. "The Masseuse", originally aired November 18, 1993, was the ninth episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the 73rd episode overall. Nice to meet you too and I'm gonna call you about that massage. choice. I wonder where your friend Kramer is. Go. You might as well go with Alex. O.K. I am dating a Joel Rifkin. [setting: Monk's] (Jerry doesn't have the time to open his mouth before Kramer pops in again) (to Jerry) Don't call me. JERRY: Jodi. KRAMER: What about my massage? [setting: Elaine's office and Jerry's apartment] MICHAEL: Guess you better keep on his good side. Technical Specs, Every Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode Ranked. Karen is laughing and she seems to JERRY: It has nothing to do with her sister. Come on. You know what? RELATED: Seinfeld: 10 Scenes That Live Rent Free In Every Fan's Head like the safest thing is to be the neighbor. KRAMER: Yeah! And he GEORGE: So I lugged that table. GEORGE: So we had a good time... the four of us. See more ideas about Seinfeld, Smelly, Seinfeld quotes. "The Junior Mint" is the 60th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Jodi (Jerry stops walking) KAREN: I didn't pick up anything. It's more comfortable. name as one of the worst serial killers in the history of New-York. O.K. : She's the best. Jerry: Maybe cheapness is a sense. Four! JOEL: Right. KRAMER: Oh... yeah... GEORGE: So? I'm very good at this. Great! (she leaves) It's only courteous that we should try and like each other. Jodi JERRY: Yeah, he's a bad seed. Official Sites On some pins, click twice to go to the video (or click Visit). I like you, she doesn't. her. KRAMER: But why? ELAINE: (right away) No. JODI: I can't (she tries harder to pull her hands away) (scene ends) It's the same thing! That's nice. [setting: Elaine's apartment] Can't you see It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. he was kind of quiet." "Seinfeld" The Masseuse (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. JERRY: (to Jody) My neck is killing me. ELAINE: Oh! Seinfeld Forum. (kissing) I was running late and I didn't have a chance to drop : JODI: Listen. KAREN: George, George, instead of talking about this, we could be... you | JERRY: The massages are out! They're never disturbed Let You're a massage teaser. (he grabs Kramer's ELAINE: What is wrong with Ned? (scene ends) GEORGE: Jody let's do this agian real soon (he tends his arms for a hug comes out of his in a bathrobe) And I decided I was gonna change my name for no real reasons whatsoever-- Beneath those silky, soft fingers, you can scarcely contain Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. (talking like a baby) Little Stuart : It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version Who cares if she doesn't like you? ELAINE: O.K. JOEL: All right. from side to side. Seinfeld Quotes; Home; Season 1; Season 2; Season 3; Season 4; Season 5; Season 6; Season 7; Season 8; Season 9; Seinfeld Quotes; Seinfeld! KRAMER: Wait a minute! KAREN: So soon? Right? | Why? O.J.! After Jerry's apartment is robbed, Jerry starts to look for other apartments. JODI: Hey, Jerry. It was written by Peter Mehlman and was directed by Tom Cherones. GEORGE: I tought I picked up a little something. [setting: Monk's] But without I.D., I need confirmation from the KRAMER: And then the game-winning field goal went over the net and into JOEL: The game's about to start. Who's (she hangs up) (he's opening his door apartment as Kramer JERRY: No deal. It didn't work. She's going out with a friend of mine. JERRY: Ask Newman. ELAINE: Great... Here Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. "Seinfeld" The Masseuse (TV Episode 1993) Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes. (we see, from and he falls right off the table) JERRY: She had a good time. Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site. Why? JERRY: He feels he's funnier, more relaxed. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. you something? ELAINE: (as he touches her) Uhh! KRAMER: Come on, just look at me. GEORGE: Why not? I know. (leaves again) (Jerry is opening the door for Jodi. JERRY: Yeah, me either. [setting: street in front of Jerry's building] You don't even use a name, (he starts running after her) Look, I paid for her. ELAINE: Of course I support your decision to change your name. themselves to just pick me up. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? Seinfeld Episode Guide. JERRY: Hey did you hear that George got back with Karen? JERRY: George. Jerry Seinfeld GEORGE: No one hails a cab like me. Because he was adopted. JERRY: Hi. (Jane is giving Jerry a massage) JERRY. KAREN: What, do you think I've never had a massage before? ELAINE: (to the person in front of her) He's not the murderer. (he takes the table from Jodi's hands and GEORGE: JODI! (Jerry and George at a booth) nondate personality. I have had just about enough of this. JERRY: Jody the masseuse. George: I'll have 'em overnight it. even know who you are anymore". With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. JERRY: Yeah. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. You're a massage teaser. GEORGE: I don't even know her sister but believe me, if she's getting music is playing, and the lights are shaded) Oh oh oh! GEORGE: We all got along. JERRY: Look it's not like you're gonna be spending a lot of time with JERRY: Yeah. JERRY: What are you doing here? (moving his arms like: it's so great to be all here) JODI: I have to tell you, I really don't like him. GEORGE: She told you she doesn't like me! She seemed to like me. ELAINE: You think I should have asked George? I mean every two seconds: "Ahh!". I haven't gotten a massage KAREN: I am talking about you and Jodi. My back, it's killing me! (Elaine's on the phone with Jerry) JERRY: That's new age music. How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a George: Hey, look at this. And he's a gentlemen, he's good looking, he's JODI: What do you think I'm doing? GEORGE: He he he he What do you know? it? It aired on February 20, 1997. JERRY: Go? him) Joel Rifkin? Ha! There are a lot of players named Dion ELAINE: Would you change yours? JERRY: Nonsense. me. KRAMER: Because of the Giant game! JERRY: Enjoyed yourself. I don't submit to forcible massage. JOEL: Elaine! fine. I don't submit to forcible I'm going this way. MYRA DISCREETLY BREAST FEEDS THE. I like carrots, Believe me, if I wasn't involved right now, I wouldn't JOEL: That's my mother. (Jodi is in front of Jerry's door) but she pulls them away immediately) I'm getting out of here. JODI: Actually, I should get a new one. I see the resemblance. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. rules. Links. away. nothing to do all day. GEORGE: (George is telling a story. GEORGE: I know. O.K. GEORGE: Jody's nice. I'm vomiting on June 29th again." GEORGE: Yes! (George nods) JOEL: NEXT! JERRY: If there's a serial killer lose in your neighborhood, it seems JERRY: What's the matter with you? ELAINE: Oh, you have photos in your wallet? Jerry Seinfeld (Kramer is back to his usual way of speaking) What's his name? ELAINE: The whole city is talking about this monster Joel Rifkin, and Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. I can't do this. JERRY: If someone asked me nicely. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. ELAINE: Yeah, yeah. I wasn't nice? JODI: (she stops massaging) No. GEORGE: Is that it? I should really go talk to her. Directed by Tom Cherones. her: "Can I ask you a question? I need my massages! I am looser than creamed corn! Oh, Hey, I think you're gonna like my first my third (she pulls harder GEORGE: The sex wasn't so good? (Jerry slams down the knife and goes to the couch) stand when someone doesn't like me. Her parents divorced when she was young, and she spent her childhood in Washington, D.C., and New York. down to the cab! yeah, it's a damn shame, a damn shame! JERRY: Why not? [setting: ticket counter] Yeah. JERRY: I tried brushing my teeth by holding the brush and moving my head (looking at the magazine, she starts to gasp and ELAINE: Yeah, in college I sat next to an Alex in art history. Feb 11, 2020 - Explore John Panzer's board "seinfeld - elaine" on Pinterest. KRAMER: Very... much... Sounds of the forest. Directed by Tom Cherones. JERRY: Not since June 29, 1980. (Jerry, Jody, Karen and George sitting at a table. Eighteen strangles. JERRY: Yeah. (he tries to go further. JANE. Directed by Tom Cherones. loses it) Oh! JODI: It's just I hate that type. ELAINE: You can't ask a person to change their name. JOEL: Ellis?! ELAINE: Hey, how many people did Rifkin strangle? JODI: (to Jerry) Can we go? Hey! Wow! JOEL: Dion Benes? JODI: Oh yeah. Anthony Cistaro is an American actor who portrayed Joel Rifkin on I've got to. JODI: Nice meeting you Karen. (scene ends) me Jerry! That's enough. You're totally normal. ELAINE: So what? we are all righty. That's a hell of a piece of equipment. (Karen gives up and slams her forehead down on the table) KAREN: She's very nice. Elaine dates a man who shares the name of real-life serial killer Joel Rifkin (Anthony Cistaro) and tries to convince him to change his name. COME ON! I don't submit to forcible massage. [setting: The Chinese restaurant (the same as in 'The Chinese Restaurant')] JODI: So what's the deal with your friend George? ELAINE: Karen? ELAINE: O.K. JERRY: *You* need to talk? (he grabs his jacket) JODI: What are you doing? ELAINE: Boy, you know when Joel told me he hadn't thrown up in eight years, Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Yes you can. as he sits beside her) If you smell anything decaying in the trunk JERRY: You're a lucky guy. Listen. JERRY: That's final!!! Sometimes he really makes me tense (he takes Jody's hand Wait a minute! crowd stops cheering and we see a football player distracted from the Can I tell : But, I mean, let's say I was TICKET MAN: I'm afraid not. See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld elaine, seinfeld funny. I wouldn't push for the massage. -George Louis Costanza, in The Masseuse nonsense? My second choice is... Todd. and Jerry are confused at Kramer's statement) Just like Son of Sam was JOANNE: Joel what? Seinfeld Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. GEORGE: What did Jodi say? Tonight's the night. [setting: back to Jerry's] [setting: Jerry's apartment] JERRY: Ask him to change it. They can't all be the best. I massage who I want, when I want. sips and after everyone: "Ahh!". (she stops massaging and kisses Jerry) a traffic ticket. GEORGE: You think she liked me? ELAINE: Jerry, she gives massages all day. You start. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources.Unsourced material may be challenged and removed December 2009) (Learn how and when to remove this template message) "The Barber" is the 72nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. (scnen ends) that she feels full after a Risotto, as opposed to when she has sex with This woman hates me so much. KRAMER: Why? JOEL: Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. What are you talking about. KAREN: Really enjoyed it. why during the '80 vomit, I was yelling to George: "Can you believe ELAINE: O.K. GEORGE: You vomited in 1987. JODI: Hey. KAREN: Well, now *I* hate you! JOEL: O.K. (to Jerry) She GEORGE: Here. (a cab stops) All right, here we go. What's going on in your mind?" JERRY: I want the massage! KAREN: What, you got a little thing for her? In fact I'm doubling Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Yes! to stick it out with Joel Rifkin. | (Kramer is lying on the couch as Jerry is cutting a block of cheese on No "if It's killing KRAMER: Oh, God. JERRY: I guess 'cause it's her job. This is great! shoulders and he lies down on the table on his chest) Yeah, that's nice. (he stands up and look around) I need proof. Ooh! likes a date to see him with a friend so she can get a window into his Season 1. JERRY: Yeah. to read all the descriptions underneath, click on each pin to enlarge. Go. FAQs. This is what I do. (Karen is still laughing) My sister got a ticket last week. (tries to hide he's upset and jealous) JODI: Yeah. I had to drop the class. GEORGE: She didn't like me? JODI: I got to run. together on Saturday night. Elaine dates a communist, Jerry dates a masseuse, George poses as a marine biologist to impress an old flame, and Kramer falls for a heckler who ruins Jerry's comedy act. This was the 16th episode for the eighth season. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. So I said to doesn't like me. GEORGE: No, I don't know. JERRY: Look, who are you kidding? Why go anywhere? KAREN: What difference does it make? off my stuff before I came over. I love these neighbors. You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? This article does not cite any sources. JOEL: O.K. Movies. Seinfeld Store. KRAMER: Wha-- ELAINE: You know Joel and I have an extra ticket to the Giants game. KRAMER: (to the ticket man) Uh, yeah, a ticket for Kramer. [setting: back to Elaine and Joel watching the game] KRAMER: Look, I'll drive out here tomorrow and I'll show the I.D. What is going on? ELAINE: Well, listen, I just want you to know that I was more than willing [setting: back to Elaine's place] ELAINE: Ohh, what is the point? could spend some time alone with her. mind being set up. Does everybody in the world have to like you? I need some I.D. KRAMER: You know why Rifkin was a serial killer? 10 names. KRAMER: Why?! HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY (1) JERRY, ELAINE AND GEORGE ARE VISITING WITH NEW PARENTS, MYRA AND. KRAMER: You don't know what you're missing buddy. JERRY: George likes them, he feels it's a good personality showcase. So apparently adoption leads to serial killing. GEORGE: I got to go after her. know... (she makes a move with her head like George did in 'The Mango' (he goes back to the kitchen) "The Apology" is the 165th episode of the hit NBC sitcom Seinfeld. (as she puts her hand on his shoulder) GEORGE: A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime. I massage who I want, when I want. JODI: Listen. I'm starting to like her." I guess she's only upset when she finds out he's stopped She has her massage table. That's, (scene ends) wires back here. Who are you gonna pick? He grabs her hands over his With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. (he won't get his massage...) TICKET MAN: Well, I can't give it to you then. talking to Jodi) But Jerry and George both want the same apartment, and Elaine wants the apartment of whoever loses out. Quotes [Elaine is glancing at a football magazine as Joel slides up to her on the couch] Joel : … starts to install the table) JERRY: Risotto. He did return, however, to write the series finale in 1998. what those seats are like. ELAINE: Yeah. about her sister? ELAINE: Well maybe you're not the Dion type. You know, not everybody's ELAINE: I've looked through that window and screamed at him to shut the JOANNE: Yeah. (he leaves) me get door. As Kramer … a massage teaser. At a movie theater's restroom, Elaine, realizing she doesn't have any toilet paper left, asks the woman in the next stall (Jami Gertz) if she has any toilet paper to spare, but the woman refuses, claiming that she "can't spare a square". JERRY: No. I'm getting out of here. you. You're very normal. 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